The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told


  • Published on: 2019-01-10
  • HEY, EVERYBODY. HIS NEW FILM IS THE UPSIDE. THANK YOU. CHAIR. >> YOU LIKE IT. >> Stephen: SURE. THEN I SIT DOWN. THEM. AGAIN. (APPLAUSE). >> THANK YOU. >> GOOD TO BE BACK. >> WHAT, WHAT? HAVE I. ON THIS ONE. I'M OVER IT. >> ALL DAY. ANSWER. >> NO, I WOULDN'T. >> Stephen: REALLY? >> NO. THEN YOU LATER APOLOGIZED. APOLOGIZED AGAIN. I SAID I APOLOGIZED BEFORE. I APOLOGIZED AFTER THAT APOLOGY. YEARS. PEOPLE. >> YOU ARE HUMAN. T NOT WHEN I AM OVER IT. >> HERE IS THE DIFFERENCE. CAN TO TRY TO PLEASE. THAT'S WHERE I AM AT. JOB IS TO PLEASE. >> NOT REALLY. >> REALLY? AUTHENTIC, I'M HONEST. RIGHT, OKAY. MYSELF. LIFE. THAT'S IT. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. >> THAT'S IT. >> Stephen: THEY UNDERSTAND. THEY SEEM TO GET IT. AS AN OSCAR HOST THOUGH. >> I WAS GOING TO BE GOOD. HI SOME STUFF, HI SOME HEAT. REAL GOOD JOKES. >> Stephen: OKAY. >> Stephen: TERRIBLE AUDIENCE. >> EVERYBODY IS UPTIGHT. >> Stephen: THANKLESS JOB. TO BECOME IS A MEME. >> A MEM LeEND YOUR CAREER. MERL GOOD. LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE. AND IT BECAME A MEME. WASHINGTON. COMMUNICATION CHAIN. YOU HAVE BEEN CUT. >> Stephen: SHOULD I HOST? >> YOU WOULD BE A GREAT HOST. >> Stephen: NOPE. >> YOU WOULD BE A GREAT HOST. >> Stephen: I WOULDN'T. OKAY. STICK AROUND.
  • Runtime: 08:01
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COMMENTS: 20

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  • King iLL

    @ 5:50 when Kevin was talking about how stiff and up tight everyone can be at the Oscars, what he really wanted to say for his joke and punchline was everybody needs to loosen up like a gay man's booty hole before they become as tight as a single lesbians un-penetrated vagina 😂😂😂😂 NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE REAL (BLACK IN THE DAY) UN Apologetic Kevin Hart !! But I guess that Hollywood money do change a ninja.. 😔 #FreeKev

  • King iLL

    Yoooo at 4:40 Tell me y'all didn't see a small version of a young Bernie mack !?

  • Wanda Morales

    I'm glad I don't have to rely on these subtitles. Sheesh!

  • Deepak Singh

    You put him in a difficult situation by asking stupid question, that wasn't cool

  • Hady Ronaldo

    ok and that makes every single joke that a comedian said about a race religion , group or individual insensitive. you just cant handle a joke, grow up and learn the facts are comedians joke about almost everything, your feelings dont matter at this point when no comedian has apologized to Christian's ,muslims Jews, Indians , British, arabs , Africans, Chinese, ... etc etc you get where I am heading and where is the apology... that's right there is none!!! so why do they deserve an apology where others don't, consider others as well as yourself and you will be treated better. also I bet you can think of a lot of jokes told about those races and religions ,people. shit! even the earth is made fun of by comedians ... basically what I am saying is how selfish can you get and the real joke is this whole situation and attacking Kevin heart and what about his feelings that your not considering by attacking him so much nonstop poor guy ...you guys are the ones who need to apologize for being so dame sensitive and expecting others to just take the jokes told about their people race religion etc etc .. anyway peace love and comedy, stay humble

  • Jared Flanagan

    funny...seems the fake host wasnt too happy about the response...

  • didi yuyu

    "i'm done to please" that is to live for now